'But that's what this is, isn't it? The ultimate bitch fight.' When John takes a break from his boyfriend, he accidentally meets the girl of his dreams. Filled with guilt and indecision, he decides there is only one way to straighten this out Mike Bartlett's punchy new story takes a playful, candid look at one man's sexuality and the difficulties that arise when you realise you have a choice. Its first production at the Royal Court starred Ben Whishaw, Andrew Scott and Katherine Parkinson.

It was shortlisted as Best Play for the 2010 Evening Standard Theatre Awards.